mekacrap:

He got my attention at “pierced dick”

Noiz seduction game is strong

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

(Source: news-from-alex)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

Me:*calls u a nerd*
Me:*is actually very deeply in love with u*

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(Source: jizeru-jueru)

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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(Source: vinegod)

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

derpcakes:

Getting emotional about headcanons and AUs like

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me:it wont bother me.
me:*lies down*
me:it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.