jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

greenseer:

horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool

grumpycathos:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

(Source: sazanaarah)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

ohkaydear:

no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists

attack-of-the-feels:

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

(Source: astrotheology)

me:no one likes me
someone:I like you
me:thanks
me:no one likes me
first day of school:30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:1 pencil you found in the hallway.

boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec)